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Hey, hot babes, A/S/L? Looking for sexy, free, singles

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I'm out in Hollywood, I'm 6 ft. 5, and I look damn good. Even on a slow day, I could have a three-way... CHAT WITH TWO WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME.

So, 'sup. Since this forum lets people register with 3 characters as the SN at the min., Todd dared me to register under "Jose" or any name that sounded like a dude's name. Since I'm man enough not to back down, I did it... when I could've gone with a Pokeyman's name hrnnngh. Whatever, Todd, I'll one-up you when I have enough coins to change my name!

Uhhh, about me: shrine'd since 2002, joined Amassment when it was just starting in '07. (You might know me as that one person who organized the scavenger hunts before or the unfunny person who makes those lame videos for SOTM.) I used to own some shrines but due to my best interests I did away with my collective.

I'm pretty bad with MBs so I'll be like, the dude everyone goes, "Who are you again?" or "I didn't know you were here!" every now and then. Also, the controls on this MB are crazy different from the other places I frequent. I also don't bother to censor myself when I'm around friends, AKA I forget to not drop f-bombs, so if I'm spewing social no-nos, my bad.

Yeah, so, when is the [img] BBCode going to be made available?
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I was literally going to report this topic/user for being a spam submission (the subject was a red flag for me) until i read the rest of the post. :swt: XD Welcome!
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Eden wrote:I was literally going to report this topic/user for being a spam submission (the subject was a red flag for me) until i read the rest of the post. :swt: XD Welcome!
LOL I had the same reaction. XD And then it turned out to be one of the most entertaining things I've ever read. Kudos, and welcome to the boards!
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BAHAHAHAHA. I got you guys good then. :D I should have guessed better than to make self-deprecating jokes like this; it's all in my twisted troll-ish humor and I don't take myself seriously when I'm with friends. Thanks for the welcomes!

(... no K-pop fans? :()
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BWAHAHAHAHA WELCOME to the boards DUDE!
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Re: Hey, hot babes, A/S/L? Looking for sexy, free, singles

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lol Whassup, Josephine?!
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I thought you were going to address me like a bro, Todd! Don't give me away already!
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Sorry. Whassup man? lol
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what what what???

okay. Hello XD
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Re: Hey, hot babes, A/S/L? Looking for sexy, free, singles

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HEY I'M AVAILAB---

*cough*

hello!!! :heh:/ your intro cracked me up, lmao. welcome!!! :heart: :music:
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